Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Hydrabad

I’m taking the elevator a lot these days at work. It should come as no surprise as I am a lazy ass. I noticed that the doors-open button was looking brand new and unused and the doors-close button was looking so worn out that it is difficult to imagine that it’s a button. I mean wtf? This demonstrates how concerned Hyderabadis are about not wasting time. You can see the same behavior on the roads too. If you were to drive in Hyderabad, be very careful while you put on your indicator to change lanes, because people will ram you down if you aren’t too rash and random in your lane-changing act. In fact you are likely to get rammed down even if you drive in a straight line. To maximize your chances of survival, the trick is to drive in as random a path as possible. Beautiful city this is, truly a blessed place.

5 comments:

Mayank Jha said...

Hehe.... true! Haven't driven around in hyderabad but seen a lot of random phenomena that you described.

The GAP said...

ask yourself this question: are you taking the elevator TO work or FROM work?

if the answer is "xjsmv", then yes, your life is meaningful.

junkie said...

@gap: yeah, things are slowly becoming clearer

The GAP said...

haha

elevators go sideways man, thats the truth.

junkie said...

are u lyk online or something right now?